Pedantry

[msmemory_archive]

If corned-beef hash is made of beef, what is Who Hash made of?

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[liamstliam.livejournal.com]

Who is on first?

[dkapell.livejournal.com]

Pete Townshend.

[cristovau.livejournal.com]

Tom Baker

[ladypeyton.livejournal.com]

Pah! They ran out of Tom Baker years ago! They're up to David Tennant with an unconfirmed rumor that they will start on James Nesbitt next, although that rumor seems to have had the kabosh put on it since they've found yet another side of Tennant hanging in a Whoville butchershop.

[msmemory.livejournal.com]

Tennant's a little stringy, and so's Eccleston. Looks like Davison has some meat on him lately, though.

Davison includes celery

[cristovau.livejournal.com]

We already got a chance to meet the meat with Davison, so I definitely think he must be in Who Hash.

[ladypeyton.livejournal.com]

Y'know I was never fond of the Davison. There was a funny aftertaste. I think it must have been the celery.

[ramblingmom.livejournal.com]

Lots of good meat on the rump, if I remember correctly.

[calygrey.livejournal.com]

Confit cures any meat. Bring me your free-range, stringy, old - I I can make them into lovely tender gobbets!

[alexx-kay.livejournal.com]

Having adored Nesbitt in "Jeckyl" (written by frequent Who-scribe Steven Moffatt), I'd love to see him in the role.

[rufinia.livejournal.com]

....the Whos are cannibals?

[cvirtue.livejournal.com]

A lot of THC, is my guess.

[dsrtao]

Bits and bytes.

[antoniseb.livejournal.com]

The squished remains from making Who baby oil.

[hugh-mannity.livejournal.com]

Well, they've used up Keith Moon and John Entwistle, so it's either Roger Daltrey or Pete Townsend now...

Unless you buy the store brand. That's made of Soylent Green

[ladypeyton.livejournal.com]

Soylent Green

[oakleaf-mirror.livejournal.com]

You beat me to it, though I was going to say Soylent Psychedelia.

[goldenstag.livejournal.com]

The Whos don't really talk about it much. It's been a mystery for years, but everytime someone asks that question, the normally loquacious Whos shut down and refuse to talk. Of course, there are rumors of missing Whos and such, but nothing is confirmed. We may never know.

[rising-moon.livejournal.com]

They never did find Cindy Lou after that mysterious incident with the emaciated green fop and his hound.

[goldenstag.livejournal.com]

Ah, but there is no evidence of foul play. All reports note that the emaciated one became friends with the Whos.

[rising-moon.livejournal.com]

Has anyone checked the contents of that enormous bag the hound carries, day and night, all through the year, that only empties at yuletide? The emaciated one's frequent trips to the craggy lair seem suspicious to me.

[goldenstag.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm just reporting what is known -- I leave the investigation to the police.

[rising-moon.livejournal.com]

Sage advice.

[metageek.livejournal.com]

Or at least thymely.

So he *said*

[metageek.livejournal.com]

He said he was their friend. But note how he usurped the traditional paterfamilias role of carving the roast beast—which he had stolen and returned. Did any of the Whos get a good look at that roast before it was carved?

[goldsquare.livejournal.com]

Oh, great. A temptation to write a mashup of Whoville/Jonathan Swift/Daleks/Roger Daltry/Wise Old Owl.

I refuse.

[new-man.livejournal.com]

Hmm... maybe it follows the "steak sauce" logic. It's made of Who; it's made to accompany Who. Y'know... like Russian dressing.