Pedantry

Nov. 21st, 2007 09:21 am
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If corned-beef hash is made of beef, what is Who Hash made of?

Date: 2007-11-21 02:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liamstliam.livejournal.com
Who is on first?

Date: 2007-11-21 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dkapell.livejournal.com
Pete Townshend.

Date: 2007-11-21 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cristovau.livejournal.com
Tom Baker

Date: 2007-11-21 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladypeyton.livejournal.com
Pah! They ran out of Tom Baker years ago! They're up to David Tennant with an unconfirmed rumor that they will start on James Nesbitt next, although that rumor seems to have had the kabosh put on it since they've found yet another side of Tennant hanging in a Whoville butchershop.

Date: 2007-11-21 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msmemory.livejournal.com
Tennant's a little stringy, and so's Eccleston. Looks like Davison has some meat on him lately, though.

Davison includes celery

Date: 2007-11-21 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cristovau.livejournal.com
We already got a chance to meet the meat with Davison, so I definitely think he must be in Who Hash.

Date: 2007-11-21 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladypeyton.livejournal.com
Y'know I was never fond of the Davison. There was a funny aftertaste. I think it must have been the celery.

Date: 2007-11-21 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ramblingmom.livejournal.com
Lots of good meat on the rump, if I remember correctly.

Date: 2007-11-21 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] calygrey.livejournal.com
Confit cures any meat. Bring me your free-range, stringy, old - I I can make them into lovely tender gobbets!

Date: 2007-11-21 06:40 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] alexx-kay.livejournal.com
Having adored Nesbitt in "Jeckyl" (written by frequent Who-scribe Steven Moffatt), I'd love to see him in the role.

Date: 2007-11-21 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rufinia.livejournal.com
....the Whos are cannibals?

Date: 2007-11-21 02:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cvirtue.livejournal.com
A lot of THC, is my guess.

Date: 2007-11-21 02:55 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] dsrtao
Bits and bytes.

Date: 2007-11-21 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antoniseb.livejournal.com
The squished remains from making Who baby oil.

Date: 2007-11-21 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hugh-mannity.livejournal.com
Well, they've used up Keith Moon and John Entwistle, so it's either Roger Daltrey or Pete Townsend now...

Unless you buy the store brand. That's made of Soylent Green
Edited Date: 2007-11-21 03:06 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-11-21 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladypeyton.livejournal.com
Soylent Green

Date: 2007-11-21 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oakleaf-mirror.livejournal.com
You beat me to it, though I was going to say Soylent Psychedelia.

Date: 2007-11-21 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldenstag.livejournal.com
The Whos don't really talk about it much. It's been a mystery for years, but everytime someone asks that question, the normally loquacious Whos shut down and refuse to talk. Of course, there are rumors of missing Whos and such, but nothing is confirmed. We may never know.

Date: 2007-11-21 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rising-moon.livejournal.com
They never did find Cindy Lou after that mysterious incident with the emaciated green fop and his hound.

Date: 2007-11-21 03:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldenstag.livejournal.com
Ah, but there is no evidence of foul play. All reports note that the emaciated one became friends with the Whos.

Date: 2007-11-21 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rising-moon.livejournal.com
Has anyone checked the contents of that enormous bag the hound carries, day and night, all through the year, that only empties at yuletide? The emaciated one's frequent trips to the craggy lair seem suspicious to me.

Date: 2007-11-21 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldenstag.livejournal.com
Well, I'm just reporting what is known -- I leave the investigation to the police.

Date: 2007-11-21 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metageek.livejournal.com
Or at least thymely.

So he *said*

Date: 2007-11-21 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metageek.livejournal.com
He said he was their friend. But note how he usurped the traditional paterfamilias role of carving the roast beast—which he had stolen and returned. Did any of the Whos get a good look at that roast before it was carved?

Date: 2007-11-21 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldsquare.livejournal.com
Oh, great. A temptation to write a mashup of Whoville/Jonathan Swift/Daleks/Roger Daltry/Wise Old Owl.

I refuse.

Date: 2007-11-23 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] new-man.livejournal.com
Hmm... maybe it follows the "steak sauce" logic. It's made of Who; it's made to accompany Who. Y'know... like Russian dressing.
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