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Dear "B"

No, I will not fax your 95-page document to you.
No, it wasn't necessary to ask your vice president to call our receptionist to confirm I wasn't lying when I said I had already put it in interoffice mail.

Sincerely,
"J"

Comments

[nazrynn.livejournal.com]

Gah!
*comfort*

[oakleaf-mirror.livejournal.com]

It's a pity you can't send interoffice mail 'Postage Due.' And add a few bricks. Perhaps there are more satisfying ways of delivering the bricks, though.

[jenwrites.livejournal.com]

Guh!

I take it this person is an example of the Peter Principle?

[cvirtue.livejournal.com]

Makes one long for the days of punch-cards; you could have sent it in that format, in a few crates.

you want I should send da boyz

[faheud.livejournal.com]

by to dis-resemble them? I could make a call... badda bing...badda boom. problem solved.

[liamstliam.livejournal.com]

Are you a Wellesley . . . oh, wait. No, forget I asked.

BIG SMILEY

[its-just-me.livejournal.com]

That sounds like something the doctors at Emerson would have lpaladin do.