Things I didn't know

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My dashboard thermometer will display negative numbers.

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[elizabear.livejournal.com]

I think that falls under "Things you didn't want to know.

I bought long underwear for dsrtao a couple of weeks ago. He kind of scoffed a bit since he's never had any before, but I think today made a believer out of him.

[metahacker.livejournal.com]

What, he's not wearing shorts? :-P

[dsrtao]

I wore shorts when it was 60 a few days ago.

It's true: married men live longer because their wives take care of them.

Would I live even longer with two wives?

[metahacker.livejournal.com]

I have often debated this. I think *they* would live longer, but I'm not sure we would.

Now, if I could just rassle up a husband around the house, to take out the garbage and help me lift heavy things...

[cellio]

We had a fire alarm go off this morning and they chased us all out of the building. Temperature at the time was around 0-5. I saw someone leave the building wearing a light jacket and shorts. No, we do not have a gym on the premises so far as I know. :-)

[metahacker.livejournal.com]

The story of my college dorm life. (Just ask dsrtao) The RD pulled the alarm every time he smelled pot and wanted in someone's room. So we got used to standing outside in our bathrobes.

It got to the point where, no matter what, we grabbed boots and coats and pants on the way out the door, because after the alarm was pulled it would be 15-20 min before the firemen would give the all-clear and let us back in.

Some day I'm gonna find that RD and make *him* wander around campus at 1 am in bare feet, a silk teddy, and nothing else, in 5 degree weather.

[jtdiii.livejournal.com]

Try it in a bathrobe with water still in your hair. Or should I say ice...