Squished

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Ow! Is it really necessary to squash me flat between two plates to do that? At least I shouldn't have to do it again soon.

Comments

[learnedax.livejournal.com]

That's not parity; your ovaries aren't scheduled for flattening. Besides, men have their own unpleasant medical procedures starting around the same time, and their discomfort has not driven technology to alleviate it.

[cvirtue.livejournal.com]

Well, that's true; it was parity as the absurd extreme. Although ovaries don't have a lot of pain receptors, and breasts do.

As for the men's procedures, I'm sure there's stuff I don't know about, although the one I do, seems likely to be similar to the yearly GYN exam.