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Jun. 20th, 2008 03:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Latest overused buzzword: silos. Things, or people, are in silos or feel as though they were. (see: compartmentalize, vertical market, isolation, etc.)
Example discussion.
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa3700/is_199803/ai_n8807269
Notice all the other lovely MBA-speak in the piece as well.
Example discussion.
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa3700/is_199803/ai_n8807269
Notice all the other lovely MBA-speak in the piece as well.
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Date: 2008-06-20 07:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-20 07:27 pm (UTC)"the data is distributed among information silos, relatively isolated databases that support back-end operations specialists."
So a "silo" is an "isolated database." But for some reason someone decided that "isolated database" was, what, too clear a concept? Not sexy enough? Not enough like war or rotting grass? so they decided to call it a "silo" instead.
*shakes head*
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Date: 2008-06-20 07:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-20 07:45 pm (UTC)I think you get the prize for finding a stupid linguistic thing. 'Course, I don't know what the prize would be if I could actually award one.
Perhaps a big certificate which says "CongraDulations!"
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Date: 2008-06-20 09:19 pm (UTC)This is the first time I've heard that term, but I'm not part of the conventional working world any more. What I thought of was deadly information missiles lurking in the underground darkness, waiting to be launched onto unsuspecting innocents...
Other things I love (not) in that article: "frontoffice" as one word (hyphenation would have been sufficient), "value-added" (had an assful of that one when I worked for the feds), and "back-end operations specialists" (does that mean people who sit on their butts all day and do nothing?) And that's just one paragraph; there are OMG four pages of this.
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Date: 2008-06-20 07:43 pm (UTC)I hear it all the time now.
My impressions is that the people in the individual silos do not communicate well with the people in the other silos. Every silo for its self.
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Date: 2008-06-20 07:46 pm (UTC)I am a rock,
I am a siiiii - lo!
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Date: 2008-06-20 09:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-20 09:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-20 08:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-21 04:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-20 07:54 pm (UTC)I work with farming.
This is not how I expect the two areas to interact...
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Date: 2008-06-20 09:27 pm (UTC)"an unprecedented range of contact portals and choices of how they want to interact with the enterprise." (ooh, Star Trek!)
"Fast Deployment" (see, it IS about missile silos!)
"Lisa Chiranky is the director of marketing at AnswerSoft, Inc. She has 17 years' experience in the field of hightechnology marketing with a focus on emerging markets."
And it shows.
/the hyphen
//let me show you it
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Date: 2008-06-21 05:54 am (UTC)'Value-added' hasn't gotten old enough for it to GO AWAY. I wish it would.
I'm totally serious that we need to either make a jargon bingo card from this year to be used at next, or write a predictive jargon bingo card _before_ next year. Can we put 'centennial' on our jargon bingo card for next year? How about 'black tie optional?'
Jargon bingo
Date: 2008-06-21 02:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-21 05:56 am (UTC)Speaking for the Defense...
Date: 2008-06-21 12:23 pm (UTC)And while the fact that so many people are jumping on the siloish bandwagon may just be buzzword-mongering, its popularity might be because it's a useful, evocative image. "Compartmentalized", aside form being IMHO an uglier word, seems easier to solve — just take down some cubicle walls.