Pedantry

[msmemory_archive]

If corned-beef hash is made of beef, what is Who Hash made of?

Comments

[goldenstag.livejournal.com]

Ah, but there is no evidence of foul play. All reports note that the emaciated one became friends with the Whos.

[rising-moon.livejournal.com]

Has anyone checked the contents of that enormous bag the hound carries, day and night, all through the year, that only empties at yuletide? The emaciated one's frequent trips to the craggy lair seem suspicious to me.

[goldenstag.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm just reporting what is known -- I leave the investigation to the police.

[rising-moon.livejournal.com]

Sage advice.

[metageek.livejournal.com]

Or at least thymely.

So he *said*

[metageek.livejournal.com]

He said he was their friend. But note how he usurped the traditional paterfamilias role of carving the roast beast—which he had stolen and returned. Did any of the Whos get a good look at that roast before it was carved?