Cat owners have messy houses

[msmemory_archive]

It's almost axiomatic -- but it's not for the reason that people believe! Cats don't make (much) mess, but cats on my lap cause serious relaxation and inertia! If my lap is unoccupied, I'm more likely to pop up during a commercial break or time out and do some quick tidying. Mustn't let these cute black kittens totally break me of that habit.

Comments

[cvirtue.livejournal.com]

Have you run into that thing about Gravity collecting under cats and beds and dropping through the house, affecting other people? It's lovely. I forget the source, but if you're not familiar with it, I'll track it down for your reading pleasure.

[cellio]

I believe it was written by Robin Wood.

[(Anonymous)]

Theory of Cat Gravity by Robin Wood: http://www.robinwood.com/Catalog/Books/BookSet.html

>^..^<

Scruffy-looking bookpusher

[lecil.livejournal.com]

I *love* it! I can use this excuse, even though neither of my kitties are really laps cats, right? One or the other was sitting *next* to me and being soooo cute s/he need constant scritching, so the houseword didn't get done!

Yep, that's my story, and I'm stickin' to it!

[kls-eloise.livejournal.com]

The explanation is here:

http://robinwood.com/Catalog/Prints/PrintSet.html

[ealdthryth.livejournal.com]

You are *so* right! Eldred is sitting here on the couch right now with Aelfgifu curled up on him.