Things I didn't know

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My dashboard thermometer will display negative numbers.

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[dsrtao]

I wore shorts when it was 60 a few days ago.

It's true: married men live longer because their wives take care of them.

Would I live even longer with two wives?

[metahacker.livejournal.com]

I have often debated this. I think *they* would live longer, but I'm not sure we would.

Now, if I could just rassle up a husband around the house, to take out the garbage and help me lift heavy things...