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msmemory_archive ([personal profile] msmemory_archive) wrote2004-09-30 01:12 pm

Mandatory surprises

My employers have no sense of timing.

At 12:45 we got a memo announcing some staff resignations, which I already knew about because I have good spies.

At 1:10 we got a memo calling us all to a surprise mandatory meeting. Now if I didn't know about the reason for the meeting, I would be drawing some very fatalistic conclusions.

They meant the meeting to be a surprise but I know about it (refreshments will be paid for by petty cash), C knows about it (went to store for same), G knows about it (sent the memo), J and GL know about it (did the A/V setup). Presumably somebody in Buildings knows about it (chair setup). Some surprise. I think maybe 25% of the company hadn't heard before lunchtime.

[identity profile] msmemory.livejournal.com 2004-09-30 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
They didn't want to announce the meeting, a celebration of a corporate milestone, in advance, because that would seem like presuming that we would have achieved it.

I think the summoning email should have read "Join us in celebration of [milestone] in the training room at 2:15" rather than "Mandatory meeting at 2:15" AND they should have deferred the email about one of the VPs resigning til after the meeting.