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Work is depressing. I've been asked to come up with a plan for reducing the library square footage by half, together with an impact statement about what we lose if we follow through. This place is my baby, and I look around and try to identify 1/2 of the collection (at least in linear shelf space terms) to throw away. Would you throw away half your family? Would your choices change if you knew you were going to be second-guessed by Uber-Boss, but Uber hasn't responded to your memo requesting input?

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[wingblaze.livejournal.com]

Of course not. What would I do with half a cat? ;)

[gyzki.livejournal.com]

What was that line from Pudd'nhead Wilson?
"I wish I owned half that dog." Why? "I'd kill my half."

[metageek.livejournal.com]

Terrorize half a mouse.