Dear Cow-orker

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If you're going to use our company's postage meter for sending out your resume, please do not then leave the unmailed letter sitting next to the postal scale for others to find. For a week. Serve you right if they've filled the position!

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I could see that and raise you worse, but I have a reputation to live up to.