Dear Ms. Coakley

Please get yourself a stylist. Just for the day. She'll tell you that it's easier to stand out in a crowd and look confident if you are wearing a bright jacket, instead of olive-drab pinstripes. We your public get that you r seerious politician, and no I don't think you need to do a Palin and spend thousands - just run down to Marshalls and get a $79 red blazer, or even a bright scarf, to wear to your headquarters party tonight. So we can pick you out on stage other than "the short one."